Not Fit for Your Role
I called this little meeting for a reason, and it wasn't to ask nicely. I've been overdue for a raise for far too long, and I'm done waiting for you to grow a spine and actually do your job. The offer's already sitting on your desk, and let's be honest, you're going to sign it. You want to play big tough boss man with me? Try that act on someone who doesn't know how completely useless you are. I've worked beside you long enough to see exactly what you are a sad, pathetic excuse of a man hiding behind a title you never earned. And here's the fun part, I have proof of everything. Every single day you've spent staring up my skirt at my desk. Every time you've let me dress how I want, say what I want, do whatever I want. One word from me and everyone finds out what a perverted little bitch their boss really is.